Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
Such majestic creatures.
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
There is nothing about this that I don’t want to fuck.